10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"