10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)