10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.