10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.