10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer