10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..