10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "No river, no fish."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.