10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."