10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha