10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.