10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."