10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves