10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear