10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05