10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.