10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.