10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "No river, no fish."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus