10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"