10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.