10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Welcome to kicker school