10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth