10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs