10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.