10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.