10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Fold and live to fold again
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls