10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- im going to 2 out you to death