10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.