10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.