10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
It's Free To Fold...
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A