10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek