10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."