10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim