10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant