10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'