10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986