10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.