10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)