10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs