10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"