10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.