10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris