10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.