10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Welcome to kicker school