10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs