10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)