10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike