10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS