10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers