10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."