10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.